“like watching a classic horror film before bed. Your whole body's asleep, but there's no way you're closing your eyes. Blanche crafts some of the most impressive music coming out of Detroit, escapist narratives flowing in and out of cirrostratus clouds – atmospheric wisps with a touch of turbulence just to make sure you're paying attention.”
– The Metro Times

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Common Tuna Noodle Casserole

Ingredients
one 8 oz. can tuna (fancy albacore solid white)
one 8 oz. can of cream of mushroom soup
one older bag of remnants of potato chips
one chunk of cheddar cheese
one bag of wide egg noodles

Utensils
one colander
one medium saucepan
one glass casserole dish
cheese grater

Boil 6 cups of water...pour in the noodles... boil them noodles for 8 minutes... strain in the colander... run cold water over said noodles... put the noodles in the casserole dish... add the mushroom soup to noodles and mix it in... add the tuna to the mix... bake at 350 degrees for 25 minutes... wearing oven mitts (450 grid or greater), add stale potato chip remnants and cover with grated cheese... cook for 10 minutes more... remove from oven (wear oven mitts)... eat in mouth.

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“like watching a classic horror film before bed. Your whole body's asleep, but there's no way you're closing your eyes. Blanche crafts some of the most impressive music coming out of Detroit, escapist narratives flowing in and out of cirrostratus clouds – atmospheric wisps with a touch of turbulence just to make sure you're paying attention.”
– The Metro Times

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Common Tuna Noodle Casserole

Ingredients
one 8 oz. can tuna (fancy albacore solid white)
one 8 oz. can of cream of mushroom soup
one older bag of remnants of potato chips
one chunk of cheddar cheese
one bag of wide egg noodles

Utensils
one colander
one medium saucepan
one glass casserole dish
cheese grater

Boil 6 cups of water...pour in the noodles... boil them noodles for 8 minutes... strain in the colander... run cold water over said noodles... put the noodles in the casserole dish... add the mushroom soup to noodles and mix it in... add the tuna to the mix... bake at 350 degrees for 25 minutes... wearing oven mitts (450 grid or greater), add stale potato chip remnants and cover with grated cheese... cook for 10 minutes more... remove from oven (wear oven mitts)... eat in mouth.

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